i'd be pumping in alcohol 
just came out of a 'discussion' with my boss...
she believes in spending about a million units of resources to get
about half a unit of utility in order to stay politically
correct...
i'm looking at a bloody huge amount of work, effort, and we are
committing ourselves to an endless relationship with a bunch of
idiots who don't know their asses from other people's
elbows..
my colleague has tried to break it to her gently a month ago that
this is not even worth the paper it's written on... i've tried to
bluntly put it that "is it worth the effort?" seeing that the
people we are engaging are barely sentient...
she still doesn't get it...
her limited grasp of english has her misunderstanding what it means
by having a "dedicated representative"... to her, the person is
"hardworking and committed" while it actually means that person
represents us and us only... and THAT misunderstanding carries on
to a mega hugeass clusterf**k of a misdirection we should
take...
now i'm supposed to write a paper which officers who come to my
section will curse me and my ancestors and descendents for...
damn.. 